Few days in marriage. Still in honeymoon hangover. Shit man! these two women don't like each other. I married to a wrong woman, I concluded immediately. Forget about speaking, how can you even think against my mom!!!! I wish I could be blunt to my mom too, but Mithun da stopped me. Anyways, life started settling down and I too learnt fundamental of married life.
Years gone, I recall dialogbaazi and can't stop myself laughing. The expert comments made my life tense at that time, but now, LOL!!! Here I go.
- Hamare bachche to kabhee itna nahee rote the, pataa nahee ye Harshi mein (My daughter) aadat kahaa se aayee. (Interpretation: Ye roltu aadat maa se aayee hogi)
- Subodh ne kabhee itna pareshan nahee kiya, ye pataa nahee kispe gayee hai. (Interpretation: My wife's genes are responsible for this)
- Aajkal ki bahuo se kaam hota kahaa hai. (Sarcasm! Sarcasm! Sarcasm!)
- Pataa nahee betaa!, teree grahasti kaise chalegee. (Sarcasm with "Atishiyokti Alankar")
- Mai beewi hoon tumhari, maa nahee. (Clean bowled!)
- Tumse shaadi tumhari maa se jalee-katee sunane ke liye nahee kee hai.. (Jo ukhadna hai ukhad lo)
Few more observations...
- Mother is always caring, Saasu is always irritating.
- I am papa's daughter, you can't be mamma's boy.
- My dad used to say/do ......
Will come up with more yaadein, soon.... keep visiting...
Lesson Learned : Shadi mat karo :)
ReplyDeleteevry one need to experience such live cinema .... Frankly(?) saying, earlier D-I-Ls were in control of M-I-Ls :); now not in control :)( ; 2morrow will be other way around
ReplyDeleteBest platform to express the itching...;)
ReplyDeletehey Maa ka Ladla and Biwi ke jigar ka tukada, u manage both the roles so well,
ReplyDeleteHats off to u
Hi Subodh, thanks for stopping by the keybunch...it was a pleasure to hear from you!
ReplyDeleteIt's nice to read thru your blog too...and i liked this post of yours! :)
Sharon
It is more of a random bitching than itching....
ReplyDeleteWell I see that women try to live like adults after marriage but men still try to remain as mamas 2 yr old...see still have moma commenting on right and wrong..
Relax lady! You are just angry. May be you have gone through a very bad phase in your family life. But that's not a reality. In every community, society, organization, there are bad people and there are good people. Understand, appreciate and relax. good for you.
ReplyDeleteRelax lady! You are just angry. May be you have gone through a very bad phase in your family life. But that's not a reality. In every community, society, organization, there are bad people and there are good people. Understand, appreciate and relax. good for you.
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